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How to make the best Cassoulet you've ever tasted

Peasant food in one country can be a gourmet dinner in another. All it takes is one or two expensive ingredients, and lots of time. Reckon on about three days.

First, buy dried haricot beans. Cassoulet is basically pork and beans, and you must use the correct beans. You can tell whereabouts they should be in the local Tesco by the puzzled Frenchman standing there, talking into his mobile phone.

“Zey sell only butter beans, I think – is ok? No?”

No. So you get back in the car and go to Waitrose instead, and so does he.

You need about 400g of dried beans. Buy a 500g packet, and throw some in the bin. This isn’t compulsory, of course – you could keep the spare beans until they go bad and then throw them away, or you could use them instead of confetti at a wedding, if you happened to be going to one. Or you could fire them through a peashooter at the neighbour’s cat. Or you could just chuck them in with the rest, which is what I did. Someone might be hungry.

If the beans came out of a sack in the health food shop, pour them onto the table and sift through them in search of grit and small stones, then wash off all the dust. When you’re satisfied they’re safe to eat, put your beans in a stockpot and cover them with cold water. Put the bowl somewhere out of the way for twelve hours or so. Or, according to another recipe, bring them to the boil, cover, remove from the heat and leave them for an hour or so.

It’s the beans you want, not the liquid. In the Languedoc they use this liquid as a stain remover, so don’t drink it. Pour it down the drain. Then add another two or three pints of water and a little salt, and bring to the boil again.

Right, you now have a pot full of soggy beans. That’s the first step. Now you need some lumps of MEAT! One recipe says: half a pound (200g) of blanched streaky bacon, a pound (450g) of pork loin, a pound of shoulder of mutton, and six ounces (200g) of garlic sausage (in a lump - not sliced ready for sandwiches). Another adds 350g of ‘preserved goose’ (‘Confit d’Oie’ – it comes in tins). Another includes a lump of roast pork. Any red meat will probably do.

Now it’s nearly time to mix all the flavours together. Simmer the bacon and beans for an hour with lots of garlic, then drain, keeping the juice. Roast the pork. Stew the mutton in wine with chopped tomatoes and herbs. When the mutton is ready, put the stewing juices into the beans for a while. Cut up all the meat, including garlic sausage, into bite-sized chunks, and stir it carefully into the beans. Cover with breadcrumbs and bake in the oven for another hour. Then eat it. Yum, yum.

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You may have noticed that all this takes an extremely long time – 5 or 6 hours hard work. That’s because cassoulet is actually three good dinners and a light lunch, all in the same pot. But it doesn’t really matter if it takes several days to cook, because you can always let the pot go cold and then re-heat it. To make life easier, here is a detailed recipe based on the one in ‘Mastering the Art of French Cooking’ and scaled for four people. In essence, per person you need roughly 100g of beans, a tomato, 100g of pork, 100g of mutton, 50g of bacon, 50g of sausage and 10g of breadcrumbs.

It’s difficult to buy a pound of pork loin, so I bought a kilo and cut it in half. Next time I’ll roast both pieces at the same time, and we’ll eat one for dinner that night. It also makes sense to cook the mutton at the same time as the pork, but this would involve changing the preparation sequence.

--- On Thursday afternoon:

1. Prepare the pork – overnight

2. Soak the beans – overnight

--- On Friday:

3. Fry the pork – 15 minutes

4. Roast the pork – 1 hour

--- Whilst the pork is roasting:

5. Prepare the beans – 1 hour plus

--- Whilst the pork is roasting and the beans are soaking:

6. Prepare the pork fat – 1 hour

--- When the beans are ready:

7. Mix the bacon and beans – 5 minutes

8. Simmer the bacon and beans – 2 hours

--- Whilst the bacon and beans are simmering together:

9. Fry the mutton – 15 minutes

10. Simmer the mutton in wine – 2 hours

--- When the mutton is cooked:

11. Flavour the beans – 10 minutes

--- When everything is cooked and ready:

12. Put it all together

--- On Saturday afternoon:

13. Baking

--- On Saturday evening:

pork and beans

14. Get some friends round, and eat it!